“Oh…poop is funny! No, really poof is almost always funny!”
Well, poop on your shoe is not funny but poop on your brother’s shoe – that is hilarious.
Years ago when I was board at church I could easily entertain myself and get though any boring service by simply picking up the hymnal, start reading song titles and add to the end of each title the simple phrase, ‘In the outhouse.’
“Joy Everlasting” in the outhouse.
“Peace like a River” in the outhouse.
“Blessed Assurance” in the outhouse.
“Made Free” in the outhouse.
“Each Day I’ll Do a Golden Deed” in the outhouse.
“Eternal Peace” in the outhouse.
Just one more….”Trying to get a Glimpse” in the outhouse….”Climbing Higher and Higher” in the outhouse. Sorry, I know that was two but I couldn’t help myself.
As you can see a 10 year old boy and a long boring sermon could be handled easily. I remember giggling and my mother pinching me to be quiet. If she had a clue the depths of depravity her young son had sunk, a much stronger deterrent would be been applied. Now my dad if he knew what I was up to, he would probably have dived right in to my sea of debauchery.
I guess I should apologize for this poopy blog post. It is hard to describe what sewer I pulled this out of but am relieved that it is now over and that it has all worked out.
So, if you are sitting in church and your son or grandson is giggling with his head buried in a song book. Turn a way, ignore him….you don’t really want to go there.
Hmmm....this was way funnier when I wrote it. What happened?